Arrr...it be International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
So, you know...talk like a pirate (just say "Arrr" a lot) and tell lots of pirate jokes like these:
How much was the pirate selling his corn for?
A buck an ear...Buccaneer? Get it?
What are pirates using these days to stay in touch?
And you can develop your own pirate profile complete with name here.
My pirate name? Mary the Butcher and apparently I look good in spandex. Hmmm...maybe it is the pirate's life for me!
Oh, and the pirate flag? That one was Anne Bonny's colors. Arrr...