The adoring husband, watching me secure the Christmas tree's tethers: "What? You don't have any faith?"
Me: "There are very few things in this life that I dogmatically believe in. One of those things is that nothing is above the law of gravity. And have you met our animals and children?"
AH: "True..."
Me: "Besides, *you* weren't home for the Great Tree Falling incident last year!"
dramatic pause...
AH: "Wait...how did one innocent question turn in to it being my fault?!"
Me: "Again...Hi! Have we met?!"
2 comments:
I love your safety tethers. They did make me smile at 4am.
Thanks! They made me smile when I saw a kitten face popping out midway and the tree still stood tall!
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