Sunday, December 9, 2012

Overheard around the Christmas tree...

The adoring husband, watching me secure the Christmas tree's tethers:  "What? You don't have any faith?"


Me:  "There are very few things in this life that I dogmatically believe in.  One of those things is that nothing is above the law of gravity.  And have you met our animals and children?"

AH:  "True..."

Me:   "Besides, *you* weren't home for the Great Tree Falling incident last year!"

dramatic pause...

AH:  "Wait...how did one innocent question turn in to it being my fault?!"

Me:  "Again...Hi! Have we met?!"

2 comments:

Dicky Carter said...

I love your safety tethers. They did make me smile at 4am.

Dori said...

Thanks! They made me smile when I saw a kitten face popping out midway and the tree still stood tall!