Me: So a while ago there was this huge uproar over a toddler pageant mom dressing her daughter up as Julia Robert's hooker character in "Pretty Woman"
Me: Putting the whole "toddler pageants are creepy and should just go away" argument aside...now there's a picture floating around of a little girl dressed up as Audrey Hepburn's character in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"...and they're all...that's so cute, so classy!
Me: Holly Golightly was basically a prostitute as well. And married.
Him: I did not know that.
Me: I don't know what bothers me more...the hypocrisy of the same people being outraged at one but charmed by the other or the fact that they're charmed and clueless regarding what they're being charmed by.
Him: Um...I've never watched the movie. You do know that, right?
Me: But it's over there in the cabinet...
Him: I'm not saying it doesn't exist in this house, I'm just saying I've never actually watched it.
Me: So we're never going to be able to sing that song to each other, are we?
Him: Please stop.