She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself...Han Solo, Captain of the Millennium Falcon
May not be able to make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs, but it's going to make a 5-year-old's head explode when he sees it!
Very surreal...seems like only yesterday I was throwing a pee stick at his daddy.
Happy Birthday, Little Man! Today, we celebrate YOU!