What were they thinking? What were we thinking?! We were so unqualified to be parents. We even skipped our last child birth class to go watch Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith. And they still allowed us to take you home!
We have since realized that they must have covered an awful lot of material in that class because apparently we missed some crucial instructions somewhere! However, given your delightful personality--albeit sometimes trying personality--we must be doing something right! And even though we now make you share our love and some of your stuff--not all, because that would just be wrong--with your sister, you are still the delight of my heart.
Happy Birthday, Jacob Connor!
(Yes, Amy, that is a checkerboard cake. And if I told you I didn't use a kit I'd be lying. Sorry.)